My cat Casper is very lovey and sweet, but lets be honest all cats are dicks. These are just a few reasons why Casper is a dick.
1. Cat Parkour
Casper is great at cat version of parkour, but he often hides behind a corner, waits for one of the other cats to come close, runs toward them, and side jumps off of the other cat. Usually it's Toph, the one that is half his size, and she sprawls after being hit.
2. Gamer Stopper
The Xbox 360 isn't hard to turn off, it's a simple touch and goodbye. The PS3 on the other hand is a bit harder, but Casper being a cat loves a challenge and hates Little Big Planet. Every time I play it; there he is on top of the PS3 and push, goodbye game.
3. Food Hog
We feed the cats twice a day, they each have their own bowl, and the bowls are never truly empty. However when I add food Casper has to try every bowl, pick his favorite, and then has to stand over the other three so no one else can eat.
4. Popcorn Stealer
Have you ever had a cat that steals popcorn? Well the problem isn't the stealing part, it's the part where he spills the entire bowl of popcorn all over the floor. He loves it, I don't.
5. Farts- CAT Farts
I get that cats fart, every animal does. Casper waits til you are in bed about to go to sleep. He then decides it's time to cuddle, I love that, but randomly he turns, puts his butt toward your face, and farts. Dear god, it is one of the worst smells in existence.
Friday, March 27, 2015
So it's about 4:30am in the Midwest, and I just finished my little bio type page. This isn't as bad as I thought it would be. I really don't know what this blog is going to be about yet. Probably a lot of my cats, I am kind of crazy. Really bad English, it is not a forte of mine. Books or at least quotes from them since I have a tendency to read to much. Or just quotes from my friends since they are nuts. As J.R.R. Tolkien once wrote, "the road goes ever on and on...", so let the adventure begin.